⚔️ HEAR YE, HEAR YE, BEARD LOVERS & FACIAL HAIR LEGENDS! ⚔️
The Debate Days Longest Beard Competition is rolling into Washington Park, and things are about to get gloriously hairy.
🧔 Longest Beard Competition
📅 August 21
🕠 5:30 PM
📍 Washington Park
Do you possess a beard of legendary proportions?
A beard that has survived countless cheeseburgers?
A beard that could hide snacks, small woodland creatures, or possibly a car key?
Then step forward and claim your destiny.
Contestants will battle for beard glory, bragging rights, and the admiration of fellow whisker warriors. Whether your beard is majestic, scraggly, wizard-like, biker-approved, or looks like you’ve been living off-grid since 1987 — we want to see it.
🏆 Categories may include:
• Longest Beard
• Best Styled Beard
• Most Legendary Beard
• “Looks Like He Lives in the Woods” Award
• Crowd Favorite
No beard? No problem. Spectators, supporters, and beard envy are all welcome.
Prepare your combs. Oil your whiskers. Let that beard fly.
May the beardiest beard win